James Ehlers for Governor

 Vulgar You Can Believe In

Shay Shay Mad Mad


I remember when Shay Shay had a job years ago, I'm grateful he's available full time to be my wingman where he'll promote his tiny audience agenda stuff. I've told him he'll have a job in my administration, and after we both stopped laughing, he said "hell yeah". Shay certainly is qualified, he went to Bennington College where rich kids go after they can't get into Ivy League schools. Shay Shay will be Secretary of Pottery Wheels and give out the bathroom key to those we like on the 5th floor. 


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